Happy Monday, make your friends smile share one of these..
20 Great Facebook Statuses:
- Taken 4 should be set in a tibetan monastery. Liam Neeson has found his daughter, and his wife, now he must find his inner self.
- That awkward moment when you try to zoom in on Instagram and remember that you’re an idiot.
- Sometimes I use big words that I don’t fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
- Downloading 97%…
KILL ME NOW.
- On Earth, curiosity drives scientists. On Mars, scientists drive Curiosity.
- Why do they even include 2015 as an option when selecting your birth year online like you fresh out the womb ready to join gmail.
- I give myself the best presents.
- Why am I living where air hurts my face?
- I use excessive sarcasm because punching people is frowned upon in our culture.
- People make me tired.
- I think we need to establish a minimum IQ before allowing people access to the internet.
- Smelling another person should be a choice.
- Remember when mowhawks meant you were a tough punk rocker? Now they just mean that you’re 3 and your parents are idiots.
- The more periods she writes after “ok…” the less okay things are.
- Women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.
- Women can say “what a dick” as an insult or a compliment for men.
- People with the loudest car audio systems usually have the worst taste in music.
- Smartphones should have an option to deactivate the swipe feature when showing someone a picture.
- Leonardo is two syllables longer than Leonard, but is only one letter longer.
- If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones we would be the healthiest mofos on the planet.
Meanwhile In Germany..
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