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20 Clever Facebook Status Posts:
- Only 3 things can make me go running. When someone yells,”Fire!”, “Free Food!”, or”The free food’s on fire!”
- Goals for 2015: less upsetti, more spaghetti.
- When I’m at home, NSFW stands for Not Safe For Wife.
- Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn’t doing his part of the chores around here.
- I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my food, I don’t even know where Sandwiches live.
- You don’t just have issues. You have a subscription.
- When the clock was first invented, somebody probably called it a time machine.
- It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. That’s why I don’t go out there. I stay in here where it’s a man-eat-chocolate-cake world.
- You’re only your own worst critic until we become friends.
- The game “f*ck, marry, kill” could also be called “fork, spoon, knife”.
- Everyone is hiding their naked body from us. Our goal is to find someone and convince them stop.
- Buying an airline ticket is like paying shipping and handling for yourself.
- Instead of torturing people for getting information, why don’t they just get them really drunk?
- There is a company called Kia and a company called Nokia. I’m not sure who to believe.
- Will Ferrell and Pharrell Williams are pretty much opposites.
- What if every time a song pops into your head, it’s really just your brain intercepting one of the bajillion radio signals bouncing around you?
- Wine with crackers and cheese is basically just the classy version of beer and nachos..
- 99.999% of people alive 500 years ago have been completely forgotten with no trace that they ever existed.
- Whoever coined the phrase “when shit hits the fan” must have seen some strange things in their life.
- They should paint the bottom of swimming pools with satellite photos so it feels like you’re flying.
Little Girl Experiences Ice For The First Time:
Dawwwwww, I can’t handle it! That was the cutest thing ever!!! Please feel free to like or share if you think it’s too cute not to share!
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