Puppy Play Time, Christmas Shopping, and Hilarious Status Updates

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20 Hilarious Facebook Statuses:

  1. My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away.
  2. I need a hug………e bottle of wine.
  3. Santa gets all the credit and I get all the debt.
  4. I have good taste. I just lack the money to prove it.
  5. Merry Christmas week! The time when it’s totally fine to put Peppermint Schnapps in your coffee every morning!
  6. The first rule of Keeping Everyone In Suspense Club is…
  7. How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?
  8. I put on real clothes today. What more do you want from me?
  9. That awkward moment when you don’t know how to reply to a really sweet text.
  10. Twas days before Christmas
    And all on the roads
    The morons were driving
    I wished they’d explode
  11. I’m at my most persuasive when I’m talking myself out of doing something unpleasant.
  12. I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week.
  13. The main thing I want this holiday season is for someone to wake me when it’s over.
  14. Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
  15. The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly.
  16. A cookie a day keeps sadness away. A whole box of cookies a day brings it back.
  17. You never know what you’ve got until…..
    a doctor tells you.
  18. Woodpeckers have very clear life goals.
  19. Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
  20. My internet goes out more than I do. #ThanksComcast

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