Lamp Love, Impostor Cats, & Great Statuses

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This Cat seriously loves the lamp:

Cat Lamp Love

Well I guess that’s as good of a place as any to lay your head down! This picture goes over real well with the cat loving internet crowd, which is at least 50% so go ahead and share that on your Facebook. It’s quite simple, just put your mouse over the cats head and press “Click here to share” for instant gratification in the form of likes and comments.

This Cat HATES phony cats and you can tell:

Well done detective cat, using your skills to determine that was an impostor and taking them out. Share this great piece of American feline cinema with your friends on the Facebook to score some likes on this fine day.

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