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- There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- Relax…We’re all crazy…It’s not a competition.
- If you don’t like something, just take away it’s only power: Your attention.
- A friend will visit you in jail. But a best friend *Blows up the wall* “Get in the van now!”
- I wonder what it is that I did to get reincarnated as me.
- We all have that one friend who always brings up a mistake you made years ago.
- Dear YouTube, stop buffering every 10 seconds! Sincerely, it’s… like… watching… like… this.
- So you’re the bitch that told that bitch that I’m a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. So who’s the bitch now, bitch?
- You think you’re pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone else’s shower. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Happy people listen to the music, sad people listen to the lyrics.
- Dear Ex, remember those I love you more fights? I won.
- Ever realize there’s so many types of ass? SmartASS, dumbASS, crazyASS, stupidASS, lazyASS. Who knew ass had personalities!
- Life is ironic. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes.
- Dear Disney, thanks for reminding me every minute of which channel I’m watching. I was almost lost for a second.
- How I took Scantron Tests in High School: “Well…I haven’t picked ‘C’ in a while.”
- You’re single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH me too. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Only 3 types of people tell the truth. 1) Kids. 2) The drunk. 3) The angry.
Real Turtle Power:
Heart…is…melting…cannot stop smiling! You must spread the love this turtle power brings to the table by putting your mouse on him and clicking “Click here to share”.
Hide and Go Seek with a Dog:
That is one excited little pup, very happy he finally found his owner. He started confused and bam, his senses led him to victory. Share this web gem with your Facebook pals for instant like-ification.