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- Facebook is like my fridge… I know there is nothing there but I check it every 10 minutes anyways. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- The awkward moment when you’re singing and you didn’t know someone was watching.
- “Let me ruin your favorite song by playing 15 times a day, 7 days a week!” – The Radio.
- I wish I could illegally download clothes from the internet.
- Beginnings are scary, endings are sad, but its the middle that really counts.
- I can almost always tell when dinosaurs in movies aren’t real.
- Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is easily the worst thing to happen to President Lincoln in a theatre.
- Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn’t be able to read this. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Packing for a trip can be exciting. But unpacking is always depressing.
- Those days when you don’t know what to think, to believe, or to feel.
- I’m convinced that anyone driving the speed limit or slower has drugs in their car.
- Why do people with bad breath always want to tell you secrets?
- The Big Mac doesn’t look anything like the ones in the ads… Same goes with people and Facebook profile pics.
- I don’t know my friends address but I know EXACTLY WHERE THEIR HOUSE IS.
- If I’m weird around you, that means I’m comfortable with you. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- 3 Things I know about you: 1) You cannot say “P” without your lips touching 2) You just tried 3) You’re now smiling and Sharing this.
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