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AWESOME Status Updates:
- I still run up the stairs like a gorilla because its easier that way. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- The History channel should rename itself to “The Scripted Reality TV Network”.
- You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score!
- I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 17 minutes.
- LIKE if you say “EA Sports, it’s in the game” along with the guy who says it.
- That awkward moment when you’re trying to end a conversation and the other person won’t stop talking.
- If your status update contains the words, “I know 99% of you won’t repost this,” there is a 99% chance you’re an idiot. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- Name your iPod ‘Titanic’, plug it into the computer, “Titanic is syncing”, press cancel, feel like a hero.
- You have 2,000 friends on FB and your profile pic was taken in the mirror? You couldn’t find one of your “friends” to take it?
- I’m not broke but my “check wallet” light is on.
- I MISS- ❒ My old friends. ❒ Being happy. ❒ The person you used to be. ❒ The good times. ❒ My childhood. ✔ All of the above..
- That scary moment when your teacher says that they’re gonna start calling on random people.
- When you’re in bed and you can’t sleep so you just lay there making mental movies of perfect scenario’s in life.
- That awkward moment when iTunes shuffle decides to put on your most embarrassing songs. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- The older I get, the more I enjoy being bored.
LIKE if you remember Rugrats:
Ahhhh, childhood memories… the Rugrats Reptar Wagon in real life. Glad to see it come alive 🙂 Share this memory with your fellow Facebook friends by putting your mouse over the image and pressing “Click here to share”.
Kitty is stuck in the hamster ball, hilarity ensues:
An instant classic. If you enjoy likes (and we know you do) you’d share that web gem on your Facebook right now! And, for all you Comic-Con’ers out there, enjoy the show!