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Monday + These Funny Statuses = Awesome

March 7, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back! Let’s start you off with some hilarious ”Monday Related” Funny Statuses to get the week going: Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed & the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Mondays aren’t […]

Epic Statuses for the Weekend!

March 4, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

The weekend is upon us but don’t blink because it’ll be gone before you know it.  Make sure to share these with your FB friends because you’re going to get a ton of comments/likes this weekend!  Get the laugh fest going with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook Feed: I hate it when I write […]

Easy guide to WINNING on your Facebook Profile.

March 3, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Did you ever wish you could be the life of the party?  Now you can be the life of Facebook without being Charlie Sheen!  It’s quite simple friends, just post these… Funny Statuses: The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If […]

Just post these and watch your Facebook friends reactions…

March 2, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back!  You know the place to get the goods. But, shhhhhh it’s a secret club.  Don’t go blabbin’ to your friends about us, that means you!  We can’t have everyone having witty statuses. Now post these… Funny Statuses for Facebook: A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. (From […]

Happy Tuesday, Get Likes and Comments by Posting Our Funny Statuses!

March 1, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome back !  Feel free to “Borrow” our funny statues for your Facebook fans enjoyment!  There is something for everybody with these… Awesome Statuses: Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Z is the last letter in the alphabet because […]

Easy way to get comments and likes from your Facebook Friends.

February 28, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Monday is typically so boring, make it exciting with these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. Does this […]

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