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Status Updates for St. Patricks Day and every other day…

March 17, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Happy St. Patricks day everyone!  Make your friends holiday better by posting these… Funny Statuses for St. Paddys Day: St PatricksDay 2011 Flashmob. Central Station, Sydney, Australia https://youtu.be/jxEB48jY3F8 I’m glad they have a holiday to honor Neil PATRICK Harris, he’s amazing. ”Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Irish.” “Irish who?” “Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!” […]

Birthday Party canceled after 200,000 people RSVP to Facebook Invite.

March 16, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

We all send out Facebook Event Invites from time to time. Usually for your birthday or perhaps for a friends birthday.  Unfortunately sometimes you get the party crashers who weren’t invited but RSVP anyway. And, that is exactly what happened to this poor gal… This funny story comes to us from Australia where a 16-year […]

HUGE Mid Week Status Boost!

March 16, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get tons of comments & likes this Wednesday by posting these… Funny Statuses: Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege! (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) I want my children to have the things I never had. Then, I want to move in with them. […]

Status Updates that will make you LOL!

March 15, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Spice up your Tuesday on Facebook by posting these… Funny Status for Facebook: I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?” (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) Women always worry about the things men forget. Men always worry about the things women remember. After […]

Some Awesome Statuses Just for You!

March 14, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Been visiting our page for awhile now?  Funniest person on Facebook?  Don’t worry, we got you covered, post these and watch the comments/likes fly… Funny Statuses: Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) Ever notice that ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision? […]

20 Funny Statuses for the Weekend

March 11, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

The world famous weekend wrap -up is here and we’ve got something for everyone.  Share our statuses with some good friends and you’ll get some guaranteed laughs! Status Updates for the Weekend: Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) The factory of the future will have […]

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