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Epic Status Updates for Facebook

March 31, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Looking for new ways to make your Facebook friends laugh? You came to the right place amigo! Get all the comments and likes you so desperately crave by posting these… Epic Statuses for Facebook: The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? […]

Funny Statuses and Cute Baby Videos!

March 30, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

We’ve got the cure for your Tuesday!  Post these on your Facebook Profile… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Materialism: buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people that don’t matter. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) Who was the first to see a cow and think “I […]

Rock Solid Statuses That Will Get You LIKES Everytime!

March 29, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Do you enjoy being the local Facebook CELEBRITY?  Post these Witty Statuses and you’ll be golden… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: When Facebook starts showing how many times you’ve visited someone’s profile, we’re all screwed. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) One of those people out there with FB Privacy enabled […]

How to use Facebook Questions.

March 28, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

By now you’ve probably seen the *hot* new Facebook Questions popping up in your news feed.  The concept is fairly simple…..  You ask a question and your Facebook Friends and their Friends answer it.  Recently Facebook rolled out the new Questions Feature to all users.  Here is an example: Pretty neat huh?  That’s an actual […]

Funny Statuses for Monday!

March 28, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet!!  Aw shucks, make this week fly by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: People better watch their p’s & q’s before I start handing out f’s and u’s! (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) Thanks to Facebook, I now know what […]

The World Famous Weekend Wrap-Up!

March 25, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Make your Weekend last longer by posting these…. Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App) You don’t really know someone until you get drunk with them. FUN FACT: All kitties share a […]

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