Funny Statuses for Monday!

Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet!!  Aw shucks, make this week fly by posting these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • People better watch their p’s & q’s before I start handing out f’s and u’s! (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone’s bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time
  • As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am… That you’re not here to ruin it for me.
  • Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.
  • I just realized that I’m still “it” from a game of tag in 1997.
  • I understand good things come to those who wait. Might I inquire, how long is the line?
  • I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.” ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • The Oxford English Dictionary has added OMG, LOL, and FYI to their dictionary, In other news ”LMAO” is pissed off LOL.
  • I don’t blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I’d be irresponsible too.
  • Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
  • It’s not pretty being easy.
  • Don’t play stupid with me – I’m better at it. (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • When I was little I used to close the fridge door really slowly just to see when the light went out.

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That's Supreme Tank Commander, Kitty, to you.

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