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Why NOT Monday?
Funny Status Updates for MONDAY… I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone. Cheered myself up earlier by putting a “no U-turn” sign in a dead-end street. The Dog: “Okay, I messed up. But you don’t have to rub my nose in it.” Bills travel through the mail at twice […]
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BREAKING: Facebook to Charge $4.01/month Per Profile.
Bad news folks, the day we’ve always dreaded is here. It was announced earlier today that Facebook plans to start charging per profile. This may come as a shock to many members of the social network who have vowed to never pay for service. From the Press Release: Palo Alto, CA Today, Facebook is proud […]