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- Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- Didn’t support the troops, saw a bumper sticker, now do.
- A friend knows there’s something wrong by the way you act but a best friend can tell through just a text message.
- If people talk behind your back, it’s because you’re ahead of them.
- I found out it was really hot outside by actually venturing out there. WTF Facebook? You are suppossed to tell me these things first.
- The people who vote decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
- The battle between the giant soft drink manufacturers is over: Pepsi One® Coke Zero® ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take.
- Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
- I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster.
- 1000 aches == 1 megahurtz
- My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition.
- I’m developing a hand sanitizer that only kills the 00.01% of germs that the others can’t kill. I’m going to make a fortune!
- Can I just drop it like it’s lukewarm? It’s been a long day and I’m tired.
- On a walk, my son saw a pay phone, asked what it was. I made him look it up on his Blackberry. (VIA our Tweeter:@FreeFunnyStuff )
- Efff you, little sticker on produce!
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