Why NOT Monday?

Funny Status Updates for MONDAY…

  • I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.
  • Cheered myself up earlier by putting a “no U-turn” sign in a dead-end street.
  • The Dog: “Okay, I messed up. But you don’t have to rub my nose in it.”
  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.