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- Why aren’t there adult-sized playgrounds? (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
- The best way to get rid of a telemarketer is to ask them what they are wearing.
- Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
- If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery.
- Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?”
- So I’ve narrowed it down and I’m either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap.
- If it’s free, it’s advice; If you pay for it, it’s counseling; If you can use either one, it’s a miracle !
- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
- Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who a good boy is. (VIA our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff )
- Life without bears would be unbearable.
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