Happy St. Patricks day everyone! Make your friends holiday better by posting these…
Funny Statuses for St. Paddys Day:
- St PatricksDay 2011 Flashmob. Central Station, Sydney, Australia http://youtu.be/jxEB48jY3F8
- I’m glad they have a holiday to honor Neil PATRICK Harris, he’s amazing.
- ”Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Irish.” “Irish who?” “Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
- thinks God invented whiskey so the Irish would never rule the world!
- just discovered something that could revolutionize St. Patrick’s Day — green Pepto-Bismo!!
- is celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with his gang of leprechauns.
- When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don’t tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
- Vodka and Ice damages your kidney. Rum and Ice damages your liver. Whiskey and Ice damages your heart. Gin and Ice damages your brain. Damn Ice, how much more damage can you cause?
- Its St. Patricks Day… You need to include green beer and drinking at 10am to your plans.
- Why isn’t our beer color coordinated for all holiday occasions, instead of just St. Patricks Day?
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Good Status Updates in General:
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have jerks on three sides of you.
Time is that quality of nature that keeps events from happening all at once. Lately, it doesn’t seem to be working.
I walked into my doctor’s office and said,”Doctor, I’ve eaten something that disagrees with me.” A voice from inside my stomach said, “No, you haven’t.”
- Without Facebook, I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- I never use body butter. I don’t want to make myself irresistible to cannibals.
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, “Give me a table near a waiter.”
- Waldo probably hides because he’s behind on his child support payments.
- Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again.
Man is born with two ends: one to sit on, and one to think with. Since the beginning of time, man’s success or failure has been determined by the end he uses most.
- I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn’t find the classroom.
You don’t have to like me. I’m not a facebook status. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
This guy has a pretty good point:
Funny St. Patricks Day Picture:
That is a good one for your profile today!
Bonus Funny Pic : Sponge Bob Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day too.
St. Patricks Day Video:
Bonus funny video: St. Patricks Day is a real holiday.
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