Status Updates for St. Patricks Day and every other day…

Happy St. Patricks day everyone!  Make your friends holiday better by posting these…

Funny Statuses for St. Paddys Day:

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Good Status Updates in General:

  • Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have jerks on three sides of you.
  • Time is that quality of nature that keeps events from happening all at once. Lately, it doesn’t seem to be working.
  • I walked into my doctor’s office and said,”Doctor, I’ve eaten something that disagrees with me.” A voice from inside my stomach said, “No, you haven’t.”
  • Without Facebook, I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • I never use body butter. I don’t want to make myself irresistible to cannibals.
  • When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, “Give me a table near a waiter.”
  • Waldo probably hides because he’s behind on his child support payments.
  • Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again.
  • Man is born with two ends: one to sit on, and one to think with. Since the beginning of time, man’s success or failure has been determined by the end he uses most.
  • I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn’t find the classroom.
  • You don’t have to like me. I’m not a facebook status. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

This guy has a pretty good point:

This guy has a point.

Funny St. Patricks Day Picture:

Funny St. Patricks Day Facebook Status Updates

That is a good one for your profile today!

Funny Statuses for St. Patricks Day

Bonus Funny Pic : Sponge Bob Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day too.

St. Patricks Day Video:


Bonus funny video: St. Patricks Day is a real holiday.

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