Funny St. Patrick Status Updates:
In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
The Irish are a fair people – they never speak well of one another.
General Funny Status Updates:
- Did you see the Oscars? I was just wondering if Eddie Murphy won an oscar for playing every character in Precious.
- The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight… I’m just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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