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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege! (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
I want my children to have the things I never had. Then, I want to move in with them.
- Does AT&T allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?
- I bought a book yesterday-a real one with paper, and you have to turn pages and everything! Living like a cave person. Life is hard.
Appearances are not everything, it just looks like they are.
- “Man who stand in front of car get tired.” “Man who stand behind car get exhausted.”
- Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- A good way to stand out from the competition at a job interview is to bring your resume on a floppy disk.
- You see, son, when two girls love each other very much and they have a cup…
Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it and sell it as fertilizer.
The average person thinks he isn’t.
- “Your days are numbered!” – inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment
Few women admit their age, few men act it.
I just let my mind wander, but it didn’t come back yet.
The best selling books are cookbooks and the second are diet books. So you can learn how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
This would make a good Facebook Note.
Snoop Dogg at the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump: “Donald said he wants to run for president and move in to the White House. Why not? It wouldn’t be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.”
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