Status Updates that will make you LOL!

Spice up your Tuesday on Facebook by posting these…

Funny Status for Facebook:

  • I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?” (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • Women always worry about the things men forget. Men always worry about the things women remember.
  • After the age of 35, people start losing 7,000 brain cells a day. That number is tripled if they have a Facebook account.
  • Did you know? Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.
  • Have they invented a cure for morning people yet? ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.
  • Nothing improves creativity like a lack of supervision.
  • Next year, let’s make the change to Daylight Saving Time on a Monday at, say, 4pm.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, you’ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn’t succeed either.
  • Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
  • He’s been marinating in honey for years. Don’t tell me a rack of Winnie the Pooh ribs wouldn’t be tasty. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • A mistake is simply another way of doing things.

Funny Pic to Post:

Nexus of the universe?

And you thought signs were messed up in your neighborhood!   Is that the nexus of the universe or what?

Awesome Video to Post:


I think I’m going to have to learn that dance!  Share that with your friends and watch the comments/likes roll in.

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