Some Awesome Statuses Just for You!

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Funny Statuses:

  • Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • Ever notice that ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision?
  • To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
  • If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.
  • Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and it’ll eat for weeks!
  • Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends
  • I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning.
  • I will spend a minimum of three minutes looking for something resembling a spoon before breaking down and washing one.
  • Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
  • I demand a “That’s what she said” button be added to Facebook
  • The worst things in life are also free.
  • It’s not a bald spot. It’s a solar panel for a love machine.
  • Spring ahead, fall back asleep.
  • People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
  • No one is listening until you fart.
  • ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star…point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆ (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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Funny Picture to Post:

Bender Hat

That is awesome!  Good to see knit-wear making a comeback.  Drop that one on your Facebook profile and see what your friends think.

Funny Video to Post:


One word: HILARIOUS!

Bonus Video: Grandpa breaking it down to Poker Face by Lady Gaga.

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