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Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
Ever notice that ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision?
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.
Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and it’ll eat for weeks!
- Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends
- I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning.
- I will spend a minimum of three minutes looking for something resembling a spoon before breaking down and washing one.
- Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
- I demand a “That’s what she said” button be added to Facebook
- The worst things in life are also free.
It’s not a bald spot. It’s a solar panel for a love machine.
- Spring ahead, fall back asleep.
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
No one is listening until you fart.
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Bonus Video: Grandpa breaking it down to Poker Face by Lady Gaga.
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