Monday is typically so boring, make it exciting with these…
Funny Status Updates for Facebook:
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.
- Does this comic book collection make me look single?
- I’m not mean. I just don’t like you.
- I could literally eat every day and not get sick of it.
- Say no to drugs. Although if you’re talking to drugs you may already be on drugs.
- I’m going through a phase of categorizing my life in phases. I call this one my ‘phase’ phase. ツ ( VIA our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- When an oppressed people demand a democracy I wonder if they realize we created obesity, the piano neck tie, and Keanu Reeves.
- Medical related problems are the #1 cause of death.
- Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has.Asthma,
- Of course, Lil’ Wayne isn’t his real name. It’s Lillian Waynard.
- Being drunk was nice because it gave me an excuse for why I’m such an jerk.
- The movie of my life will have no sex or car chases, apparently. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff)
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HEEEEEEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUUYYSSSSS!!!!
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