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Monday is typically so boring, make it exciting with these…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.
  • Does this comic book collection make me look single?
  • I’m not mean. I just don’t like you.
  • I could literally eat every day and not get sick of it.
  • Say no to drugs. Although if you’re talking to drugs you may already be on drugs.
  • I’m going through a phase of categorizing my life in phases. I call this one my ‘phase’ phase. ツ ( VIA our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • When an oppressed people demand a democracy I wonder if they realize we created obesity, the piano neck tie, and Keanu Reeves.
  • Medical related problems are the #1 cause of death.
  • Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has.Asthma,
  • Of course, Lil’ Wayne isn’t his real name. It’s Lillian Waynard.
  • Being drunk was nice because it gave me an excuse for why I’m such an jerk.
  • The movie of my life will have no sex or car chases, apparently. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff)

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