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Awesome Statuses:

  • Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • Z is the last letter in the alphabet because it overslept.
  • No, I’m not “done sleeping.” In fact, I will never be done sleeping, I’m merely taking a break in order to earn money so that I may keep my bed in it’s current, climate-controlled location.
  • They’ve asked me to appear on “I Shouldn’t Be Alive.” I didn’t survive anything. They just don’t like me.
  • They took a nationwide poll to see what type of natural disaster people feared the least. Avalanche won by a landslide.
  • There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.
  • The only effective way to end a Facebook conversation is with “LOL”
  • Actually according to chemists, alcohol IS a solution…
  • FACEBOOK asks me what I’m thinking, TWITTER asks me what I’m doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!
  • I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did crap. ツ ( VIA our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Ever seen a horse with a carrot on a stick dangling over its head? Last night on the treadmill’s TV, I saw an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
  • John Cusack will always have “I didn’t do my homework but I love you” face.
  • I don’t need your attitude I have one of my own.
  • It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.
  • Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff)

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