Easy guide to WINNING on your Facebook Profile.

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Did you ever wish you could be the life of the party?  Now you can be the life of Facebook without being Charlie Sheen!  It’s quite simple friends, just post these…

Funny Statuses:

  • The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse. (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
  • America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote.
  • A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
  • You know that sad couple in the restaurant not talking to each other? They’re actually listening to your conversation and will be making fun of you later.
  • I’ve tried joining the Procrastinator’s Support Group but they keep postponing the meetings.
  • All forms of gambling are frowned on by most religions. Except, of course, marriage.
  • Don’t teach your children the value of a dollar if they find out , they’ll ask for two.
  • Budget: a record of where your money should have been spent.
  • I’m not really a fan of Apple products. Mostly because I’m a bigger fan of not being broke. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that they all tote around different amounts of sand.
  • My spouse just said I’m such a cheap date that he knew he’d actually save money by marrying me. I’m apparently the Geico of women.
  • The only way I will go the extra mile is if I took a wrong turn somewhere.
  • It sucks to call in sick and have your boss go onto your Facebook to find out you were out partying late. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff)

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Awesome Pic to Post:

WTF Facebook?

Link of the day: Livin’ the Sheen Dream. WINNING!

Funny Video to Post:

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