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Wolfs Crying…

July 11, 2017 by FunnyStatus Team

Rule of thumb..

July 11, 2017 by FunnyStatus Team

Fantastic Fishy, Baby Interrogation, & Funny Status Updates

January 24, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

More EPIC Statuses for every occasion… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: I’m perfectly happy being single… Until I see a happy couple.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things. Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought […]

Busted iPhone Text, New Years Eve, & Funny Statuses

December 30, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Get more LIKEs share these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.   (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) So if time is money and time heals all wounds. Doesn’t that just mean money heals all wounds. I’m not fat, […]

Beluga Whale Fun,Adorable Dog, & Facebook Statuses

August 12, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Be a local Facebook Celebrity post these… Awesome Facebook Status Updates: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) Arguing with auto-correct is the new yelling at the television. After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I’m the most interesting man in the world. Egomania: […]

Yoda Dog, Jackie Chan Trains Fish, & Funny Statuses

June 27, 2011 by FunnyStatus Team

Post these on your Facebook Wall… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents. (From our Funny Status Updates iPhone App ★★★★★) I always say the things better left unsaid. The only man who doesn’t reap what he sows is the amateur gardener. I want to be elected […]

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