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- I always say the things better left unsaid.
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The only man who doesn’t reap what he sows is the amateur gardener.
- I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign.
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- Solution to world hunger: food. Boom, done, next problem.
- Now my friends all hate me because I’ve been keeping my enemies closer.
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- Is it too much to hope that my good cholesterol will be a positive influence on my bad cholesterol.
- My private health insurance really needs to start covering retail therapy.
- I have a love/hate relationship with mood swings.
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If you’re cooking alphabet soup on the stove and leave it unattended, it could spell disaster. (From our Twitter:@FreeFunnyStuff)
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Do or do not, there is no try.
Jackie Chan teaches a fish to roll-over:
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