My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard.. Never trade your Charizard.. 20 Funny Status Updates Worth Stealing: “Don’t make me regret this.” -things I think when accepting a friend request. Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes. Am I the only […]
Status Updates
April Fools Day Status Updates & Best April Fools Day Prank Video EVER!
Get one of your friends with these… April Fools Day Status Updates: Yes, it’s true. We’re packing up and moving back to (insert previous state name here). We’ll miss everyone so much! “Hmm. I sure hope that I can find the bin containing my old maternity clothes in the basement.” — (The old “I’m pregnant” […]
McDonalds Robot, Mo Money Mo Problems, and 20 Marvelous Status Updates
One more day till Friday, meanwhile share these… 20 Marvelous Status Updates: Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish. Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, “SAVE TREES” on […]
Smartest Dog Ever, Super Razor, and Likeable Status Posts
More likes per share, with these… Likeable Status Updates for Facebook: That awkward moment when you can’t find your phone because your bed ate it. (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 185 Ratings) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? We can’t control the wind, but we have the power […]
Nice People, Ceiling Fan Settings, and Great Facebook Posts
Make your friends laugh, share these… Great Facebook Status Posts: If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident. (Top-Rated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ ) Does liking a sad status update mean I’m sympathetic for them or I like that they are sad? When did everyone start using Facebook status updates […]
Crutch Dancing, CatTube, & Funny Status Updates
Be a local celebrity, share these… * Pinterest – Are we doing this right? * Funny Status for Facebook: Reasons why I’m still single: ✔ can’t date the internet. ✔ can’t date my favorite celebrity. ✔ can’t date Facebook. ✔ can’t date myself. (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Say it to my face, not […]