Nice People, Ceiling Fan Settings, and Great Facebook Posts

Make your friends laugh, share these…

Great Facebook Status Posts:

  • If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident. (Top-Rated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ )
  • Does liking a sad status update mean I’m sympathetic for them or I like that they are sad?
  • When did everyone start using Facebook status updates to brag?
  • Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
  • What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved. Did you sea what I did there? I’m shore you did, beach.
  • Phases of love. 1) xoxo. 2) xxx. 3) ex.
  • Dave Chappelle could single handedly make a comeback imitating 2Chainz like he did Lil’ Jon.
  • Nobody is ever “just wondering”. There’s always a reason why they asked. (This Status Got: 143LIKES in 4minutes – Funny Status Fan Page )
  • Cool things always happen when I don’t have a camera.
  • *Opens a pack of gum* Bam! Everyone’s your best friend.
  • Nice food pictures people, please keep it to yourself unless you’re planning on taking me along.
  • When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look.
  • I get a sense of pride and achievement when my boss catches me actually doing work.
  • We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.

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The 3 Ceiling Fan Settings:

Jokes about Ceiling Fans.

I feel the same way about mine! Pass along this picture by posting it on your Facebook newsfeed. You’ll get more likes than you could ever imagine on these hot summer days!

The nicest thing you’ll see all day, guaranteed:


Remember folks, there are still good people out there! Spread the love by sharing this hopeful video with your Facebook friends. Kindness, pay it forward!

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