Top 15 Status Updates, Otter Down, and a Confused Kitty.

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Top 15 Status Updates this Week:

  1. Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then. (Top-Rated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ )
  2. Live for what tomorrow has to offer, not what yesterday has taken away.
  3. People who matter don’t judge, & people who judge, don’t matter.
  4. I don’t know what I did before the internet.
  5. Exercise, the poor man’s plastic surgery.
  6. I have good taste, but I don’t have the money to prove it.
  7. If it was socially acceptable, I’d eat cereal for every meal.
  8. That awkward moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you. (Status Received: 155LIKES in 2-minutes | Funny Status Fan Page )
  9. Good times become good memories, bad times become good lessons.
  10. Life is too short to give another minute to anyone or anything that doesn’t make you happy.
  11. When I was kid, my social network was called “outside”.
  12. “We need to talk”, yeah we will, if I survive the heart attack that phrase just caused.
  13. I’m not an alcoholic alcoholics go to meetings. I’m a drunk, we go to parties.
  14. I’d rather fall on my face moving forward than sit on my butt doing nothing. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be a 9 year old kid who is better.
Bonus Status: If the gas prices get any higher, I’m going to cut a hole through the floor of my car and Flintstoning it.

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OTTER DOWN:

Funny Otter Picture

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Cat thinks it’s a Dog:

Well I guess that’s what your mother means when she tells you that you can become anything when you grow up. Share the confusion with your Facebook friends who will love this youtube clip!

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