More likes per share, with these…
Status Updates that Rock:
- Facebook Activity Feed: Somebody you don’t care for just listened to a song you hate on Spotify! (JUST Updated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ )
- Me? Sarcastic? Never.
- Hiding an annoying friend’s Facebook status updates is the new encasing somebody in Carbonite.
- Updates status.. no one comments. Updates status again.
- I “liked” your comment on my status update because I’m too lazy to respond.
- That awkward moment when you enjoy your burp because it reminded you the awesome thing you just ate.
- If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end call, we would all have no friends.
- “Wow! My political opinion just changed because of what you posted on Facebook” – said no one ever. (This Status Got: 143LIKES in 4minutes – Funny Status Fan Page )
- With the promise of Free Drinks or Food, I’m willing to go pretty much anywhere.
- I changed all my passwords to “incorrect” so my computer just tells me when I forget.
- The quickest way to cure depression is stop believing in reality.
- Love doesn’t need to be perfect, it just needs to be true.
- Alien 1: “Did the humans get our message?” Alien 2: “Yeah, but they named it dubstep and dance to it.”
- SO HUNGRY.. but not hungry enough to get up and get food. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- That awesome moment when you flip your pillow over to the cold side.
Straight Chillin’ Dog!
That is one relaxed, cool, mellowed-out dog! Pass on this pic-of-the-day with your Facebook friends by jumping on the nearest computer, running your mouse over him, and pressing “Click here to share”.
Bert and Ernie give rapping a try:
Didn’t know those two had such rhythm. Share this day-brightening video on your newsfeed for instant likes and comment love.