My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard..
Never trade your Charizard..
20 Funny Status Updates Worth Stealing:
- “Don’t make me regret this.” -things I think when accepting a friend request.
- Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
- Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before I go to bed?
- At Starbucks I order under the name Dad. Then leave.
- A robber could make me hand over all of my money just by threatening to touch me with a dirty plunger.
- Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day. He loves his pot.
- “I ran a half marathon” sounds so much better than “I quit halfway through a marathon”
- Apparently taking a nap does not qualify as “doing some undercover work”
- Even I don’t take my relationship advice.
- Butt jiggle is just my way of waving goodbye.
- Girl messes up guy’s hair = cute. Guy messes up girl’s hair = murder victim.
- I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.
- Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms
- Sometimes I just want to go where all the missing socks go.
- Dear middle finger, Thanks for sticking up for me.
- Well, another day has passed, and I didn’t use Algebra.
- Apparently every season is engagement season.
- A fun way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say “I think we lost them.”
- I’m an open book, written in a language you don’t speak.
- Don’t quit your day dream
Cats will be cats!
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