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Baffled Boxer, 20 Funny Statuses, Death Sails

October 16, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

baffled dog how the hell do you still have the ball

Baffled Boxer 20 Funny Statuses: f puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again. Shout out to weathermen telling us the barometric pressure like we know what the hell to do with that information. It’s called “Biscotti” because nobody would buy “chocolate covered croutons”. Whenever I have […]

Safety First, 20 Statuses, Ellen Scares Eric Stonestreet

September 25, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Safety first

Safety First Safety is obviously her main concern. 20 Funny Statuses: Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep! Looking at your best friend and laughing uncontrollably for no reason When you text someone to say you are outside their house instead of knocking. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight! […]

Nerds In The Yard, Statuses to Steal, & Supercats

September 4, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard.. Never trade your Charizard.. 20 Funny Status Updates Worth Stealing: “Don’t make me regret this.” -things I think when accepting a friend request. Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes. Am I the only […]

Self Portraits, Silly Statuses, Wake Up Lady!

September 2, 2015 by FunnyStatus Team

Pigeon to Picasso Talk about good aim! 20 Silly Statuses: I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert. I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little. If you ever get caught sleeping […]

Baby Interrogation, KittEhh Fits, and Statuses Galore

May 23, 2013 by FunnyStatus Team

Score more likes, share these… Funny Facebook Statuses Galore: Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was “reduced fat” so basically it was like going to the gym. I hope my last words aren’t “What does this thing do?” That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says “I’m so fat.” and you […]

Roof Party Gangnam Style, ScarJo, and Funny Statuses

November 1, 2012 by FunnyStatus Team

Welcome to November. Score some LIKES, share these.. Funny Statuses for Facebook: Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. . ( 100K+ Statuses: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings) I crush up cheetos, pour the dust into a salt shaker, and sprinkle it on everything. How do you know someone is from […]

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