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Funny Status for Facebook:

  • Reasons why I’m still single: ✔ can’t date the internet. ✔ can’t date my favorite celebrity. ✔ can’t date Facebook. ✔ can’t date myself.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Say it to my face, not through your status.
  • A relationship isn’t determined by how many pictures you post on Facebook.
  • What’s the difference between you and a calendar? …….A calendar has dates.
  • I bet Rihanna and Chris Brown working together again leads to some big hits.
  • LIKE if you’ve connected a bunch of dry-erase markers together and pretended it’s a sword….. but then it keeps breaking.
  • Facebook is like school. There’s the cool kids, the intellectual rebels, and there’s always a rumor going on.
  • Life is a constant battle between my love of food & not wanting to get fat.  (142+Likes in 4 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.
  • If only Facebooking burned calories :/
  • Ever noticed how your funniness goes up by at least 73% when you are around your best friend?
  • Some things are so awkward to say, but so easy to text message.
  • A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesnt get jealous when someone has your attention, it’s because someone has hers.
  • People who take pictures of them with tons of money and post them on Facebook…………. have no money.   (VIA our Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

Truth about the Internet…


Ain’t that the truth! Post to your Facebook wall and see what your friends think of that one.

No Limits on Crutches…


This guy is an amazing inspiration. Share his amazing “No Limits with Crutches” story with your Facebook friends to let them know that you just need to open your mind!

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