Fantastic Fishy, Baby Interrogation, & Funny Status Updates

More EPIC Statuses for every occasion…

Funny Status Updates for Facebook:

• I’m perfectly happy being single… Until I see a happy couple.  (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
• People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
• Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
• Dear toothpaste, I know you’re still in there! Sincerely, still squeezing the tube.
• I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
• Congratulations! You always create drama out of absolutely nothing.
• If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what’s missing? Her clothes.
• LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods.  (213+LIKEs in 3 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
• I hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan.
• I work for a living, I don’t live for working.
• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
• I’ve always pronounced duct tape as duck tape.
• Forgot to go too the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row…. smh
• Laws are like sausages… it’s better not to see them being made.
• Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or prettier than you. That would be me.
• “You’re like a coin”….”Awwww, valuable?”….”no, two faced”
• It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.  (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) 
• A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons. 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat.

Ah the Fantastic Little Fishy…

If that won’t get you some darn Facebook LIKEs, I don’t know what will. Heck, even post it on the trendy new PINTEREST, if you must!

Who’s your favorite???

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What a cutie 🙂 Share with your Facebook friends and see what they think of this adorable little interrogation.