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- I’m perfectly happy being single… Until I see a happy couple. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★)
- People that are organized are just too lazy to look for things.
- Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
- Dear toothpaste, I know you’re still in there! Sincerely, still squeezing the tube.
- I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
- Congratulations! You always create drama out of absolutely nothing.
- If she has 500 likes and 400 comments in a photo, what’s missing? Her clothes.
- LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods. (213+LIKEs in 3 mins – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- I hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan.
- I work for a living, I don’t live for working.
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- I’ve always pronounced duct tape as duck tape.
- Forgot to go too the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row…. smh
- Laws are like sausages… it’s better not to see them being made.
- Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or prettier than you. That would be me.
- “You’re like a coin”….”Awwww, valuable?”….”no, two faced”
- It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it. (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons. 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat.
Ah the Fantastic Little Fishy…
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