Welcome back! Let’s start you off with some hilarious ”Monday Related” Funny Statuses to get the week going:
- Don’t worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed & the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Mondays aren’t so bad…it’s my job that sucks.
Monday is the root of all evil.
It’s been Monday all week.
There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called a “Monday.”
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
A religious man who feels repentant on a Sunday, for what he did on Saturday and will do again on Monday.
Other Misc. Funny Status Updates:
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? (Courtesy of our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone/iPod App)
- Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
- Dream big dreams: nap often.
- Ever decide to run a red light, and the guy in front of you chickens out?
- Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio. ツ (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- So how long do I have to sit on these Cadbury Eggs before the Peeps hatch?
- … Everytime i see a mattress on top of a car i think it’s a prostitute making house calls …
- There aren’t enough days in the weekend.
- If someone describe something as “better than sex ” everything they say from then on is a lie. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- My internet is so slow, it would be faster to just drive to Google’s headquarters and ask them this crap in person.
Funny Picture to Post:
And you thought your Monday commute was bad? How about these guys!
Funny Video to Post:
Hands off, CREEP! LOL, that commercial pretty much summarizes the 1990’s.
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