The world famous weekend wrap -up is here and we’ve got something for everyone. Share our statuses with some good friends and you’ll get some guaranteed laughs! The Best Status Updates for this Weekend: I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status […]
Thursdays Awesome Status Updates & Other Funny Stuff…
Make your Facebook Friends Thursday a little better by posting these… Funny Statuses: The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure. So I’ve narrowed it down and I’m either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap. […]
Ignore your work/school and Facebook some more already!
Happy Wednesday folks. Have the Wittiest Status on Facebook by posting these… Funny Statuses of the Day: You don’t have to be an idiot to work here. We’ll train you. This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) “Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s a […]
Rockin’ Statuses for Everybody!
Welcome back! Make your friends laugh this Tuesday by posting these… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right? I’m not fat, I’m hard to kidnap. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) According to the “you snooze you lose” principle insomnia makes us winners. Things look ‘a whole […]
11 Statuses that will make your Facebook Friends Laugh…
Welcome back! Be the funniest person on Facebook with these… Funny Statuses for Facebook: Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. “What are you doing? Why are you holding me?” “Just trust me.” Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home. There’s a […]
FunnyStatuses for the Weekend
The wonderful weekend has arrived! Don’t worry we won’t tell your friends if you borrow these… The Best Funny Status Updates for Facebook (this weekend): Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App) Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can […]