Thursdays Awesome Status Updates & Other Funny Stuff…

Make your Facebook Friends Thursday a little better by posting these…

Funny Statuses:

  • The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure.
  • So I’ve narrowed it down and I’m either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap.
  • Never take a boat ride in shark-infested waters with a stranger who calls you Chum.
  • Cows should really stop putting “delicious” on their resumes.
  • Don’t bite the hand that feeds. In fact, don’t bite anyone’s hand you effing weirdo.
  • I have trouble even monotasking.
  • I just hit my snooze button so much it’s probably pregnant.
  • My FB account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password. ツ ( From our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Blame someone else and get on with your life. – Alan Woods
  • I bet my fish rolls his eyes when I tell people on the phone how busy I am.
  • I always feel like I just passed my “Best If Used By” date.
  • About 50% of parents “friend” their children on Facebook. The other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )

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Epic Picture to Post:

Ha! Imagine the reactions you’ll get when you post Monorail Kitty to your Facebook profile.

Funny Video to Post:


How cute, and I totally agree with everything she says!

Make sure to come back tomorrow for the world famous weekend wrap-up, those are always the best! If you still need more funny status updates, pics, and videos to post:  “Like” our FB Fan Page & Download our 4.5-star Rated iPhone App.  Finally, check out our awesome new sister site, Witty Status.