Make your Facebook Friends Thursday a little better by posting these…
- The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure.
- So I’ve narrowed it down and I’m either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap.
- Never take a boat ride in shark-infested waters with a stranger who calls you Chum.
- Cows should really stop putting “delicious” on their resumes.
- Don’t bite the hand that feeds. In fact, don’t bite anyone’s hand you effing weirdo.
- I have trouble even monotasking.
- I just hit my snooze button so much it’s probably pregnant.
- My FB account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password. ツ ( From our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
Blame someone else and get on with your life. – Alan Woods
- I bet my fish rolls his eyes when I tell people on the phone how busy I am.
- I always feel like I just passed my “Best If Used By” date.
About 50% of parents “friend” their children on Facebook. The other 50% find less technological ways to embarrass their kids. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
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Epic Picture to Post:
Ha! Imagine the reactions you’ll get when you post Monorail Kitty to your Facebook profile.
Funny Video to Post:
How cute, and I totally agree with everything she says!
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