Happy Wednesday folks. Have the Wittiest Status on Facebook by posting these…
Funny Statuses of the Day:
- You don’t have to be an idiot to work here. We’ll train you.
This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
- “Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe she’s a monster wearing a crap ton of makeup.” -Maybelline
- What’s the best gym to pretend I go to?
- Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, “YUCK! DELETE!”
- I haven’t been ignoring you. I’ve been prioritizing you.
- This status has been downloaded to your system and is now scanning your hard drive for copyrighted material. Stand by. SCANNING – ███░ 23%
- I’m searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool… to poke a Hontas. ツ ( VIA our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he’ll say his name.
- When I get multiple friend requests on MySpace, my pager goes crazy.
- Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? No?
- Unlike the British or Australian spelling for colour/favour/neighbour, the Americans don’t include u because it’s all about them.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Just changed my dating profile headline to: “Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives” …crossing my fingers.
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Funny Picture to Post:
Don’t worry! They’re faux!
This video is titled, “Gorilla learns to swagger like a man” and it’s not what you think…
How awesome is that?? Post that on your profile and watch what the hilarious comments your friends share.
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