FunnyStatuses for the Weekend

The wonderful weekend has arrived!  Don’t worry we won’t tell your friends if you borrow these…

The Best Funny Status Updates for Facebook (this weekend):

  • Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question. (From our 4.5-star Rated Funny Status Updates iPhone App)
  • Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave…”
  • Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
  • This census and Tax stuff is crap. I want to live in a country that doesn’t assign homework.
  • I just got a papercut… we’ll just see if I recycle this week… stupid tree.
  • I’m so thankful for my kids.If it weren’t for them I’d never know what a cool sound my vacuum cleaner makes when it sucks up Rice Crispies.
  • If Yao Ming decides to a get cat, he should name it Meow Ming. ツ ( VIA our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
  • Do you want to speak to the man in charge or to the woman who knows what’s going on?
  • Never assume anything but the position.
  • I would have e-mailed you sooner, but my cat ate my mouse.
  • I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
  • Forgive me Facebook, for I have sinned. It has been four days since my last tweet. Because, you know… booze and Words With Friends.
  • Stupid mistakes are made by others. I only make unavoidable errors. (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Please don’t tell my three year old his oversized black calculator isn’t really an iPad. He’d be crushed to learn his dad lied to him.

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Funny Picture to Post:

If Will Ferrell was a dog.

Epic Video to Post:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo[/youtube]

Post that and watch peoples reactions.  What would you do???  I’d freak out!!! Awesome prank executed on a massive scale.

Funniest Thing On Facebook This Week: I Crashed Paris Hilton’s Birthday And Accidentally The Whole Cake

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