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Funny Statuses for Facebook:
- Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. “What are you doing? Why are you holding me?” “Just trust me.”
- Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home.
- There’s a thin line between “I should do a status update about that” and “I should talk to a therapist about that.” ツ ( VIA our Funny Status Update Fan Page)
- My 9 year old son – “If I ever get Bieber fever, just let the fever kill me.”
- Ever misspell a word so badly that you spell a different word correctly? It’s rather embroidering.
- When I get Cheeto dust on my fingers I use it to draw warpaint on my face. I am serious as heck about my Cheetos.
- Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?
- I see Apple is supposedly releasing an iPhone Mini. I’m waiting for the iPhone shuffle that calls random people.
- Don’t nickname your dog “Curiousity” unless you’re sure the neighbors aren’t missing any cats.
¿¿¿˙˙˙ sıɥʇ ƃuıpɐǝɹ uı ǝɯıʇ ɹn ƃuıʇsɐʍ n ǝɹɐ ןןǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʎɥʍ (VIA our Twitter Account: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- If the person is more than 25 feet away from you, holding the door is creepy
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Who else wanted to do that as a kid???
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Haha, everyones mom is on Facebook now!
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