Score more likes, share these… Top 15 Facebook Status Posts this week: I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) British accent: Justin Biebah. American: Justin Biebur. Australian: Jastin Beybah. You just tried out all of the accents, didn’t you? Tracking a package isn’t enough. Once […]
Stop Mesothelioma – Facebook Charity
Do some good with your Facebook account. Now is your chance to help STOP Mesothelioma! LPK Lawfirm is donating $1 to Mesothelioma Research for every LIKE they get on Facebook up to $100,000 dollars. We think that’s really awesome of them and we hope that you can take 1second out of your day to help […]
Parallel Parking, Underwater Doggie, & Awesome Status Updates
Get more LIKEs, share these… Awesome Status Updates for Facebook: I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) That awkward moment when “Prince Harry” is trending and you think of Harry Styles. If you’re constantly posting “loving my life!” as your Facebook status, you’re probably not. ‘K’ […]
Cup Stacking Otter, Lost Kitty, & Status Messages
Score more likes, share these… Funny Status Messages 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) Your birth year (last two numbers) + Your age = 112LIKE if I’m right. Give a man a fish, […]
Five Guys Burgers, Cat Hearts, & Great Status Posts
Facebook Status updates for every occasion… Great Status Posts: Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can’t live without each other. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ ) When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit […]
T-Rex, Cabbage Thief, and Status Ideas
Pick one that fits you, and share it… Great Status Ideas for Facebook: Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped. (JUST Updated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ ) LIKE if you watch your garage door close completely just in case a murderer rolls under at the last second. I never argue, I just explain why I’m […]