Cup Stacking Otter, Lost Kitty, & Status Messages

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Funny Status Messages

  • 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ )
  • Your birth year (last two numbers) + Your age = 112LIKE if I’m right.
  • Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish for compliments, he’ll join Facebook and post enigmatic status updates.
  • Weed is bad, lets burn it.
  • I spend 800% of my life exaggerating.
  • How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. “Billy is alone in his room.”
  • Never ignore a person who loves you and cares for you because one day you may realize you lost the moon while counting the stars.
  • “Employees must wash their hands” should changed to EVERYONE WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!
  • I don’t care if I cant sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing.  (Status scored 150+LIKES in 2minutes on Funny Status Fan Page )
  • Zombies only eat brains. You’re safe.
  • Relationships are harder now because: Conversation becomes text, Arguments becomes phone calls , and feelings becomes tweets/status updates.
  • One does not simply care about your annoying Facebook status updates.
  • Sometimes, even if it wasn’t funny, I respond “haha” just to make them feel good.
  • I think most people would be both disappointed and relieved if they realized just how little other people care what they do.
  • It’s funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Excuse me, miss, you’ve got a little bit of face on your makeup there..

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Lost Kitty

That is ridiculously adorable! Haha, he looks like a Paramedic Raccoon. Share this image with all your Facebook friends in one-click by putting your mouse on him and pressing “Click Here to Share” (only on a computer). LIKES and comments galore will follow, shortly thereafter.

Some Otters like to Chill, others like to stack Cups:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wavh47RpLz4[/youtube]

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