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Funny Status Messages
- 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash – Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. (*NEW* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ )
- Your birth year (last two numbers) + Your age = 112LIKE if I’m right.
- Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish for compliments, he’ll join Facebook and post enigmatic status updates.
- Weed is bad, lets burn it.
- I spend 800% of my life exaggerating.
- How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. “Billy is alone in his room.”
- Never ignore a person who loves you and cares for you because one day you may realize you lost the moon while counting the stars.
- “Employees must wash their hands” should changed to EVERYONE WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!
- I don’t care if I cant sing. This is my favorite song. Therefore I will sing. (Status scored 150+LIKES in 2minutes on Funny Status Fan Page )
- Zombies only eat brains. You’re safe.
- Relationships are harder now because: Conversation becomes text, Arguments becomes phone calls , and feelings becomes tweets/status updates.
- One does not simply care about your annoying Facebook status updates.
- Sometimes, even if it wasn’t funny, I respond “haha” just to make them feel good.
- I think most people would be both disappointed and relieved if they realized just how little other people care what they do.
- It’s funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Excuse me, miss, you’ve got a little bit of face on your makeup there..
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