Pick one that fits you, and share it…
Great Status Ideas for Facebook:
- Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped. (JUST Updated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ )
- LIKE if you watch your garage door close completely just in case a murderer rolls under at the last second.
- I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.
- ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ɹǝɥʇouɐ ɯoɹɟ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ ǝʌol ı
- That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can’t stop smiling like an idiot.
- If you have time to update your status after your wedding, you’re doing it wrong.
- Where is the button to restart summer? (Received: 181 LIKES in 4-min | Funny Status Fan Page )
- Anyone complaining about going back to school clearly has never sat down in a cubicle on a Monday morning.
- I’m okay with “lol”, I’m cool with “omg”, I even tolerate “rofl”, but “smh” needs to gtfo.
- Three foods everybody likes: Pizza, Macaroni & Cheese, and sandwiches. LIKE if you agree!
- 86% of people use music as an escape from all the negative things in their life.
- Eargasm is the term used to describe the chill you feel down your spine when listening to beautiful music.
- “I’ll just meet you there” = I really don’t want to go and I’m definitely leaving early.
- Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
- Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate what you had. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Awkward moment when you realize every house has a particular smell, but you can’t even smell the one at your house.
What a cruel joke to have such a big body and small arms! Spread the dinosaur humor to your newsfeed and you’ll enjoy the funny comments this hilarious picture gets when it goes viral! (Source: Imgur)
Little guy takes Cabbage when he thinks nobody is looking…
LOL! That little guy sure loves his cabbage. Share this adorable video with your Facebook friends for instant LIKE karma!