T-Rex, Cabbage Thief, and Status Ideas

Pick one that fits you, and share it…

Great Status Ideas for Facebook:

  • Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.  (JUST Updated iPhone App: Funny Status ★★★★★ )
  • LIKE if you watch your garage door close completely just in case a murderer rolls under at the last second.
  • I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.
  • ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ɹǝɥʇouɐ ɯoɹɟ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝǝs oʇ ǝʌol ı
  • That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can’t stop smiling like an idiot.
  • If you have time to update your status after your wedding, you’re doing it wrong.
  • Where is the button to restart summer? (Received: 181 LIKES in 4-min | Funny Status Fan Page )
  • Anyone complaining about going back to school clearly has never sat down in a cubicle on a Monday morning.
  • I’m okay with “lol”, I’m cool with “omg”, I even tolerate “rofl”, but “smh” needs to gtfo.
  • Three foods everybody likes: Pizza, Macaroni & Cheese, and sandwiches. LIKE if you agree!
  • 86% of people use music as an escape from all the negative things in their life.
  • Eargasm is the term used to describe the chill you feel down your spine when listening to beautiful music.
  • “I’ll just meet you there” = I really don’t want to go and I’m definitely leaving early.
  • Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
  • Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate what you had. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Awkward moment when you realize every house has a particular smell, but you can’t even smell the one at your house.

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Poor T-Rex:

Poor TRex

What a cruel joke to have such a big body and small arms! Spread the dinosaur humor to your newsfeed and you’ll enjoy the funny comments this hilarious picture gets when it goes viral! (Source: Imgur)

Little guy  takes Cabbage when he thinks nobody is looking…

LOL! That little guy sure loves his cabbage. Share this adorable video with your Facebook friends for instant LIKE karma!

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