Share respect for the fallen today, with these… 9/11 Commemerative Status Updates: R.I.P to everyone who died 11 years ago on 9/11 ♥ WE WILL NEVER FORGET. Today, on the 11th anniversary of 9/11, we remember all of those who lost their lives and we celebrate our heroes! 11 years ago 3000 souls were killed […]
Alien Kitty, Owl Food, and Great Status Posts
Step your statuses up, post these… Facebook Status Updates that Score LIKES: I hate it when you say “I hate that song” and someone else says “you have to admit, it’s catchy”. The freakin Black Plague was catchy, that doesn’t mean it was good. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) Why does whoop-ass only come […]
Ninja Cat, Crazy Illusion, and Top 15 Statuses
Score more likes and comments, share these… Top 15 Facebook Status Updates this Week: I only have a kitchen because it came with the house. (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Ratings) A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones. I’m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep. My brain […]
Paralympics Shot, Want Ball, & Awesome Status Updates
Get more likes, share these… Awesome Facebook Status Updates: “Dammit I’m mad” backwards is still “dammit I’m mad”Mind = Blown (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Rating) I hate when I forget to press send and I’m sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply. Have you noticed that you never hear about,”Kony” anymore? Glad everyone […]
Dizzy Hamsters, Pillow Fights, and Funny Status Updates.
We make them laugh, so you don’t have to… Funny Status Updates for Facebook: Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are? (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 259 Ratings) Dear Sleep, I appreciate the effort, but you’re no match for the internet. Of course I talk to myself… Sometimes I need expert advice. […]
Inspirational Turtle, Twins Dancing, & Great Status Update Ideas
Status ideas for every occasion… Great Status Updates for Facebook: Why was the cat in the bag in the first place??? (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 189 Ratings) If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, the world would be a different place. I see a little silhouetto […]