Ninja Cat, Crazy Illusion, and Top 15 Statuses

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Top 15 Facebook Status Updates this Week:

  1. I only have a kitchen because it came with the house. (iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  2. A bunch of my friends are coming over tonight to play on their phones.
  3. I’m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep.
  4. My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.
  5. Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one…what’s your plan?
  6. Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. LIKE if you did.
  7. Reality? What’s that? A new app for the iPhone?
  8. The Best feeling ever: Waking up and seeing you still have a couple hours to sleep. (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
  9. It’s Shop O Clock Somewhere. #InternetShoppingAddiction
  10. Playing dress up begins at age 5 and never truly ends.
  11. I’m not nosy, I just care a lot!
  12. Be willing to surrender what you are for what you could become.
  13. I have heard of women that aren’t crazy, but I’ve also heard of the legend of Big Foot.
  14. That awkward moment when you’ve already said “What?” 3 times and still have no idea what the person is saying, so you just give up. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  15. 95% of the decisions in my life are based on where I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good.

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