Alien Kitty, Owl Food, and Great Status Posts

Step your statuses up, post these…

Facebook Status Updates that Score LIKES:

  • I hate it when you say “I hate that song” and someone else says “you have to admit, it’s catchy”. The freakin Black Plague was catchy, that doesn’t mean it was good. (*New* iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Ratings)
  • Why does whoop-ass only come in a can?
  • If I share something clever and witty on facebook, don’t try and out clever me with your comment. I don’t come over and blow out your candles on your cake.
  • Friday is too close to Monday and Monday is sooooo far from Friday !!
  • The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it’s the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari.
  • Until public restrooms have automatic doors, the automatic sinks, soap and paper towel dispenser will make no sense to me.
  • Reading a book & having to reread the same paragraph over and over cause your thoughts are to distracting.
  • Two teddy bears are walking down the road. One says, “Hey, man. You hungry?” And the other says “Nah man I’m stuffed.”
  • Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family? (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
  • That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse not to hang out with someone because you’d rather chill at home.
  • If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you!
  • If you have to ask whether or not you think his/her status or tweet is about you, then chances are you’re not the only one wondering.
  • That awkward moment when you’re telling a story and you realize nobody is listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you said nothing.
  • What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.
  • Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Watching a youtube video and not having an advertisement pop up feels like winning the lottery.

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Now, this is one tasty owl…

Owl fruit statue

Alien Kitty receives signals from another planet:

Now that was funny!

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