Inspirational Turtle, Twins Dancing, & Great Status Update Ideas

Status ideas for every occasion…

Great Status Updates for Facebook:

  • Why was the cat in the bag in the first place??? (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 ★★★★★ 189 Ratings)
  • If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, the world would be a different place.
  • I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango. Thunderbolt and lightning – very very frightening me. Gallileo, Gallileo…. LIKE if you sang that in your head while reading it 🙂
  • January 2012: “This will be my year.” Sept 2012: “Ughhhh…. there’s always next year.”
  • Mom: “Wake up!” Me: (~_~) (-_-) (°_-) ( -_°) (>_<) (o_O) (o_o)
  • I spend way too much time deciding on whether I should use “Lol”, “Lmao”, “Rofl”, or “Haha” in my text message.
  • There should be a rule for how many self-shots a person can post on Facebook per week.  (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
  • Say this fast and yell it out! – I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6
  • When you’re at someone’s house: Normal people: “What a lovely house!” Me: “What’s your wifi password?”
  • “Do you behave like this at home?!” Yes, actually.
  • That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can’t stop smiling like an idiot.
  • On a math test: 2+2 = ? Me: *Use calculator just in case*
  • Sometimes the one you want is actually the one you’re best without.
  • I have decided that I am not a 30 something. I am 29.95, plus shipping and handling.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday

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The Very Inspirational Turtle:

Inspirational Turtle

Stay motivated & positive people! A smile on your face, can make a world of a difference. Pass it along and pay it forward.

Twins Dance to Daddy Playing Guitar:

That’s so darn cute! You need to immediately share this viral video with your Facebook friends. Because, they have so see this adorableness for themselves to truly believe it. The LIKES & Comments will roll your way!

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