Paralympics Shot, Want Ball, & Awesome Status Updates

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Awesome Facebook Status Updates:

• “Dammit I’m mad” backwards is still “dammit I’m mad”Mind = Blown (iPhone App: Funny Status 2  5★ Rating)
• I hate when I forget to press send and I’m sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.
• Have you noticed that you never hear about,”Kony” anymore? Glad everyone cared for like, five minutes.
• Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
• I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
• That awkward moment when you’re left alone with someone you just met.
• I wonder if the people who live above me will let me come up and pet their elephants…  (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
• The many stupid faces of love… (⊙_⊙) (⊙_-) (>_<) (=_=) (O_o) (ツ) (o_o)(>_=) (=_-) (^_^) (O_^) [⊙_+] (x_X) (-_-) (°_⊙)(-_0) (^_⊙) (+_=)
• I’d do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
• Be yourself, you already have the costume.
• “Please, tell me how awesome your Fantasy Football team is.” Said Nobody, ever
• I wonder when the NFL will realize that Rob Ryan is just Rex Ryan with a wig on.
• That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can’t stop smiling like an idiot.  (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
• That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

Must. Get. Ball

He’s so close he can feel it! Share this cute picture with your newsfeed for insta-likes and awesome comments.

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The most ridiculously awesome table-tennis shot you’ve ever seen, bar none…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riR_SyhvB6s[/youtube]

How EPIC was that?!?!?! Ah-mah-zing!!!!! Spread this EPIC shot with your Facebook friends. The Paralympics is going down and is awesome!