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Awesome Facebook Status Updates:
- “Dammit I’m mad” backwards is still “dammit I’m mad”Mind = Blown (iPhone App: Funny Status 2 5★ Rating)
- I hate when I forget to press send and I’m sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.
- Have you noticed that you never hear about,”Kony” anymore? Glad everyone cared for like, five minutes.
- Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
- I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
- That awkward moment when you’re left alone with someone you just met.
- I wonder if the people who live above me will let me come up and pet their elephants… (As seen on Funny Status Fan Page )
- The many stupid faces of love… (⊙_⊙) (⊙_-) (>_<) (=_=) (O_o) (ツ) (o_o)(>_=) (=_-) (^_^) (O_^) [⊙_+] (x_X) (-_-) (°_⊙)(-_0) (^_⊙) (+_=)
- I’d do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
- Be yourself, you already have the costume.
- “Please, tell me how awesome your Fantasy Football team is.” Said Nobody, ever
- I wonder when the NFL will realize that Rob Ryan is just Rex Ryan with a wig on.
- That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can’t stop smiling like an idiot. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
Must. Get. Ball
He’s so close he can feel it! Share this cute picture with your newsfeed for insta-likes and awesome comments.
The most ridiculously awesome table-tennis shot you’ve ever seen, bar none…
How EPIC was that?!?!?! Ah-mah-zing!!!!! Spread this EPIC shot with your Facebook friends. The Paralympics is going down and is awesome!
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