Keep your friends entertained, with these… Hilarious Status Updates for Facebook: The three reasons for liking a status: 1) I agree with you. 2) I realize this is about me, of course I’m gonna like it. 3) I like you. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★ – JUST UPDATED*) My day starts backwards… I wake up tired and […]
Facebook Zombies, Baby Gorilla, and Classic Statuses
Get insta-LIKEs on FB, with these… Classic Status Posts for Facebook: If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it’s that the love of your life is someone you’ve never actually met. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) I don’t run often, but when I do, it’s with arms and fingers completely straight, super-cool gymnast style. No matter how old I […]
Russia in 2Min, Cat Feelings, and Great Status Posts
Be a Facebook pro, share these… Great Status Updates: LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes… ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you’re with your best friends. Life’s not about people who act true to […]
Buttermilk Goat, Perfect Sunset, & Funniest Statuses
Get more likes, share these… Funniest Status Updates for Facebook: The awkward moment when you’re at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) “I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook If […]
Trust Fall, Overly Excited Dog, & Top Status Posts
Keep your status fresh, post these… Top Facebook Statuses of the Week: Me watching olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) That awkward moment when you realize Gabby Douglas’ last name unscrambled is “USA Gold”. Congrats Gabby Douglas! Facebook is like a diary for me. An awesome funny diary […]
Golf Cart Jump, Bear Yawning, and Interesting Status Posts
Step your Facebook game up, share these… Interesting Status Updates for Facebook: Everyone has that one friend who treats their Facebook status like their therapist. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★) Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people. Notice how writers don’t rewrite books, how about we stop remaking movies. Tripping over an object, […]