Facebook Zombies, Baby Gorilla, and Classic Statuses

Get insta-LIKEs on FB, with these…

Classic Status Posts for Facebook:

  • If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it’s that the love of your life is someone you’ve never actually met. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • I don’t run often, but when I do, it’s with arms and fingers completely straight, super-cool gymnast style.
  • No matter how old I am, I’ll still mentally sing the ABC’s to see which letter comes next.
  • Sometimes “I’m single” means “I’m drama free”, “less stressed” and “I refuse to settle for less.”
  • LIKE if you get annoyed when people take forever to order food while you’re in line.
  • Did Gluten even exist 4 years ago?
  • I think each Olympic event should include a competitor randomly picked out of the spectator stands to keep things interesting. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • That awkward moment when you add a new profile picture and someone likes your old one.
  • “No thanks, I hate attention” — No one on Facebook
  • The awkward moment when your parents take your joke completely seriously and you end up getting in trouble.
  • There will never be something that is completely perfect, since everyone has their different perception of perfection.
  • Stop looking at your phone, he hasn’t texted or called. But that’s okay because he doesn’t deserve a girl like you anyways. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
More Statuses: Fan Page | Facebook App | iPhone App | Android App | Book (back in stock @Barnes & Noble)

Baby Gorilla thinks this stethoscope is unnecessarily cold…

Baby Gorilla

That is just too darn cute! Adorable to the third power. You must share this cuteness with your Facebook followers. To one-click share put your mouse over the baby gorilla and click “Click Here to Share” – only on computers, no mobile.

Zombies invade NYC: 

That would be so scary! Post that clip and ask your Facebook pals how they would react. I’m willing to bet you’ll get some hilarious comments.

Yesterdays Statuses…