Get insta-LIKEs on FB, with these…
Classic Status Posts for Facebook:
- If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it’s that the love of your life is someone you’ve never actually met. ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
- I don’t run often, but when I do, it’s with arms and fingers completely straight, super-cool gymnast style.
- No matter how old I am, I’ll still mentally sing the ABC’s to see which letter comes next.
- Sometimes “I’m single” means “I’m drama free”, “less stressed” and “I refuse to settle for less.”
- LIKE if you get annoyed when people take forever to order food while you’re in line.
- Did Gluten even exist 4 years ago?
- I think each Olympic event should include a competitor randomly picked out of the spectator stands to keep things interesting. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- That awkward moment when you add a new profile picture and someone likes your old one.
- “No thanks, I hate attention” — No one on Facebook
- The awkward moment when your parents take your joke completely seriously and you end up getting in trouble.
- There will never be something that is completely perfect, since everyone has their different perception of perfection.
- Stop looking at your phone, he hasn’t texted or called. But that’s okay because he doesn’t deserve a girl like you anyways. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
- Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
More Statuses: Fan Page | Facebook App | iPhone App | Android App | Book (back in stock @Barnes & Noble)
Baby Gorilla thinks this stethoscope is unnecessarily cold…
That is just too darn cute! Adorable to the third power. You must share this cuteness with your Facebook followers. To one-click share put your mouse over the baby gorilla and click “Click Here to Share” – only on computers, no mobile.
Zombies invade NYC:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHPMocTmC08[/youtube]
That would be so scary! Post that clip and ask your Facebook pals how they would react. I’m willing to bet you’ll get some hilarious comments.