Russia in 2Min, Cat Feelings, and Great Status Posts

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Great Status Updates:

  • LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes… ( Funny Status iPhone App ★★★★★)
  • Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you’re with your best friends.
  • Life’s not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
  • No. I am not lazy, I am just very protective of my seat.
  • Who else used to put their thumb over the flashlight to see it glow?
  • Break-up if you can’t be faithful. Stay faithful or stay single.
  • If Facebook had a dislike button, there would be that one kid who would dislike everyone’s status just to be annoying.
  • Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.  (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
  • That awkward moment when someone you like talks to you and all you can do is smile like an idiot.
  • LIKE if you built forts out of blankets & pillows as a kid!
  • Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave and impossible to forget.
  • When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.
  • Social networking is like a club. Instagram is the dance floor, Facebook is the bar and twitter is the people crying in the toilets. (VIA Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff )
  • Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
  • You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
More Statuses: Fan Page | Facebook App | iPhone App | Android App | Book (back in stock @Barnes & Noble)

This is the way your cat really feels…

The way a cat really feels.

It’s funny because it’s true! Share the truth with your Facebook friends and watch the LIKEs and comments roll in.

The greatest bits of Russia in 2 minutes:

LOL! That was a pretty epic montage of Russia on Youtube! Share that epic-ness with your fellow comrades on Facebook. They’ll love it!

Yesterdays Status Updates…